Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write ? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet ! Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips...
Lire la suiteTRANSCRIPT REPORTER: Usain Bolt delivers gold as he retains his Olympic 100 meter title Sunday when the Jamaican scorched down the track in 9.63 seconds, an Olympic record. Bolt made up a massive early deficit that had given a sliver of hope to his rivals....
Lire la suiteThis cartoon by Paul Thomas from the Daily Express relates to the Queen's appearance in the James Bond spoof during the Olympics opening ceremony on Friday. The Queen is reported to be 'delighted' with her acting debut, which The Telegraph describes thus:...
Lire la suiteTwenty years after he first began to swim in suburban Baltimore, as a seven-year-old boy whose mother thought a pool might be the one place where he could conquer his chaotic excess of energy, Michael Phelps officially became the greatest Olympian in...
Lire la suiteMuse – Survival Lyrics Race, life’s a race And I am gonna win Yes, I am gonna win And I’ll light the fuse And I’ll never lose And I choose to survive Whatever it takes You won’t pull ahead I’ll keep up the pace And I’ll reveal my strength To the whole...
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